i’m losing it! i’ve been listening to the soundtrack of titanic for the past 4 hrs!
i’m a twat!
me: can i renounce my existence please?
thegrimreaper: ummm… naaa i don’t think you are permitted to do that
me: how about a trade?
thegrimreaper: entice me!
me: let’s swap!
thegrimreaper: oh no! i’m not falling for that again!