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Guaranteed to make your face hurt!

The title of this post says it all :)

I had heard of this before (can’t remember when and where), but I watched it for the first time.

This video, most definitely, is guaranteed to make you smile right from the beginning – so much that your face will start hurting coz you’ve been smiling for that long.

What an awesome video of communities from all across the world coming together just simply, to create JOY!

14 months in the making, 42 countries, and a cast of thousands – this video is about this guy called Matt… aah well just watch the video first, I’m sure you’ll want to find out more about him after that – click on his website which I’ve posted after the video :)

All about saying the right thing ;)

A friend of mine forwarded this email this arvo. I’m sure you’ll have a good laugh and gain some “insight” (especially if you’re married) on saying the right thing ;)

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after the night at a business
function. He forces himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose!

Jack sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror and notices a note on the table:

“Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping – Love you!”

He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table. Jack asks, “Son, what happened last night?”

Well, you came home after 3 am, drunk out of your mind. You broke the coffee table, puked in the hallway and got that black eye when you ran into the door.”

So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have a rose and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?”

His son replies, “Oh, THAT! Mom dragged you to the bedroom and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, “Leave me alone, bitch, I’m married!”.

I want to blow up my school!

When I was in India a few months ago, a friend of mine transferred this mp3 file on my phone via her bluetooth. I thought I’ll hear it when I get home or something and conveniently forgot about it.

Recently I was backing up my files from the phone to the computer and noticed this file.

I was completely unaware of the contents until I played it for the first time.

This was by far the funniest and the cutest prank call I’ve ever heard – it’s about this little girl called Becky from Dublin, Ireland, who’s calling up a demolition company, trying to convince them to blow up her school.

You’ve gotta hear this – believe me you’re gonna have a good laugh and you’d want to keep listening to it over and over again :)

Click on the play button below and sit back for a good laugh :)

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