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Who were you in your past life?

I was reading Sathya’s blog last night and saw his post on “Who were you in your past life”.

It’s a website wherein you put in your date of birth and it “determines” who you were in your past life.

So this afternoon, while having lunch at my desk, I thought I’d check it out to have a good laugh.

The result was strikingly similar to most of what I’ve been thinking of in this life!

Your past life diagnosis:
I don’t know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.

You were born somewhere in the territory of modern USA South-West around the year 1175. Your profession was that of a leader, major or captain.

Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Timid, constrained, quiet person. You had creative talents, which waited until this life to be liberated. Sometimes your environment considered you strange.

The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your main task is to make the world more beautiful. Physical and spiritual deserts are just waiting for your touch. Keep smiling!

Do you remember now?

Give it a shot yourself – you never know what you’ll discover :)

http://www.thebigview.com/pastlife/index.html

who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Spongebob SquarepantsI think everyone around me on twitter and facebook are tired of me reiterating and humming this song from time to time lately.

The theme from Spongebob Squarepants :)

I haven’t watched as many of his cartoons – but for some reason, this song is etched in my head.

Funny, it’s actually quite therapeutical!

Anytime you’re feeling low and want to get pepped up – think of this song, or better yet, start randomly singing it. Not only will it make you smile, but the people around will also have a good laugh.

I think I’ve been over-doing it a lot lately.

Also @ritesh wanted to hear the song – so dude here you go, I’ve posted it below, with the words.

Enjoy folks :)

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Are you ready kids?
I said, are you ready?

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

(SpongeBob SquarePants!)

Absorbent and yellow and porous is he!

(SpongeBob SquarePants!)

If nautical nonsense be something you wish…

(SpongeBob SquarePants!)

Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!

(SpongeBob SquarePants!)

SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants!
SpongeBob SquarePants!

SpongeBob…. SquarePants!